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Well, that's it, sir.

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I've set my piece.

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The job gets more dangerous all the
time. I think it calls for a rise in

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Either you double my cut or count me
out.

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You rang, sir?

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Will that be all, sir?

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Not too hot for you, sir?

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Can you take me now?

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A quick scrape and a hot towel or two?

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Yes, I think so, sir.

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I'll leave you to stew for a while.

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Right, sir.

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I left the mouth tip in the back of the
car. Let's hope the cat doesn't get out

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of the basket.

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What's that? In your side of the war, we
find British defence secrets.

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Who from?

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Not much of a day, is it, sir?

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Someone in your war office.

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Well, let's hope it brightens up later.

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Who at the war office?

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You know the risk I'm taking?

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If I were found out, that's the problem
of being a double agent.

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You double the risk.

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And the remuneration.

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Thank you, sir.

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I've narrowed it down to three names.

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Group Captain Miles.

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Brigadier Ponsonby Goddard.

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And Vice Admiral Willows.

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One of them must be a traitor.

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Hot towel for you, sir?

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Uh, yes.

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Question is, which one of the three is
the rotten apple? Any idea?

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Oh,

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just coming, sir.

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Finish off in half a second, sir.

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An admiral, a brigadier, and a group
captain.

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Ahoy there!

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Commander Red, request permission to
board.

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I have an appointment with Admiral
Willis. Ah, yes, Commander. You are

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Where the devil's the top half of my
number one blues, sir?

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My jacket, my uniform jacket, idiot.
Very good, sir. Right away, sir.

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Oh, by the way, sir, this is Commander
Red.

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Commander, eh?

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Admiralty business, I suppose?

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Yes, sir.

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Well, I'm too busy now. First race is at
1 .30.

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What race, sir? Ramsdown Park.

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A little filly running had me eye on for
some time.

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Oh, how about tomorrow, sir? Triple
Guinea steaks, can't miss that.

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Oh, dear. Day after?

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Kempsfield races. May fit you in next
week, perhaps. Here you are, sir.

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That's it,

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sir.

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There we are. That's better. Now where's
me bridge coat?

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Sir? The bridge coat, me top coat.

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Very good, sir. Right away, sir.

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Landlubber. I wish Walters hadn't
disappeared like that.

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Walters, sir? My butler, the chap I had
before this Benson fella.

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Now he really looked after me. You say
he disappeared?

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How? I don't know what happened to him.

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Went AWOL, jumped ship, fell overboard.

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If you will wait in here, Major White.

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Thank you.

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I will inform the brigadier that you are
here.

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Right.

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Down, man, down!

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Get your head down!

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Take cover!

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By George, that was a close thing.

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Brigadier Ponsonby Goddard, sir.

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Brigadier? What do you think this is,
fruit salad?

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Major General Ponsonby Goddard.

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Sorry, sir.

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It's my son you want, young Percy.

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How lucky you came along. You can
reconnoiter the West Ridge.

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The West Ridge, sir? Over there.

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By the fire tongs.

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Off you go, then.

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I'll give you a covering fire.

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Keep your head down.

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What do you want with him, anyway?

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Sir? Young Percy. That's who you came to
see, isn't it?

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Oh, a short history of his military
career for the regimental magazine, sir.

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I wouldn't print a word about young
Percy if I were you.

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The traitor.

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That's what he is.

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Order his shot.

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Father!

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Father, I told you before about playing
around in here.

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Playing?

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Playing? Maneuver it, then.

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Kindly confine your activities to the
gun. And don't blow up the roses again.

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All right, then. Off you go.

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Major White, isn't it? Yes, sir.

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War office told me you were coming.

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Regimental magazine or something.

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That's right, sir.

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I, uh... I'm sorry about that.

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The old man is a nuisance.

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Would you like a drink? A little early
in the day, I think, sir.

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He's a nuisance, but he's supposed to be
harmless, really.

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Not to you, sir. He made some very
strange accusation.

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Accusation? He said you were a traitor,
sir.

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Oh, there.

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That's because I'm the...

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Only one in the family who's not in a
cavalry regiment.

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He can't understand that the cavalry
simply doesn't exist anymore. He can't

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adjust. Oh, really, sir?

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Now, Major, I wonder, this interview,
it's not very urgent, is it?

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Tomorrow, perhaps? I have a very, very
bad headache.

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Something I ate. Something you ate, sir?

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Certainly, sir.

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Right, I'll just call my butler and see
you out.

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Arise!

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Please don't bother, sir.

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I'll see myself out.

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I told you not to call me here.

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No, I haven't chickened out.

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Look, look, I can't talk now.

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Meet me here tonight.

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The study.

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At ten.

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I'll leave the windows unlatched.

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No! Oh, I'm sorry, sir.

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Brigadier Ponsonby Goddard is at home to
no one.

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This way, sir.

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Good morning, sir. Good morning.

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Thank you.

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Actually, I wanted a word or five with
Group Captain Miles. Out, I'm afraid.

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Oh, bad show. Squadron Leader Blue.
Squadron Leader Hogg. Anything I can do.

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Actually, I wanted a word or two about
the old groupie. Official magazine, you

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know. I'm acting as PRO.

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From GHQ?

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BHQ. On TTR?

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JJV. It's accounted from RHB.

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Really? How's the GSM?

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A1. MI?

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Shifted PPR.

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Downgraded to 007, eh?

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Upgraded to BB5.

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Who got his GGQ, then?

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How's the CEO?

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Okay. Oh.

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You bang on.

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I'm very sorry to barge in like this.
The door's open.

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I said butler, fella. Hemming.

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Disappeared again.

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I'm coming to the office, old flute.

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Good show.

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Would you like some coffee?

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Disappeared. Yeah?

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The butler.

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Yeah? Oh, Hemming, yes, yes.

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Disappeared into the conservatory.

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Always out there trimming roses or
something like that. Got green fingers.

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Well, now, what can I tell you about the
O .C.? Decent sort of chap.

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Officer and gentleman, all that sort of
thing.

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Demon for work.

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Oh, amongst other things, eh, what?

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Eh? Oh.

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Yes, I see what you mean.

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That's Georgie Porgie for you. Georgie
Porgie?

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Yes, the O .C., Group Captain Miles.

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That's what the girls call him, you
know, Georgie, Porgie, Puddin' and Pie.

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Guess the girls have made him cry, and
does he? I don't know about making him

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cry, old top, from what I've seen, they
rather enjoy it.

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Runs his amorous adventures like a
military operation.

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Ah, fresh supplies coming in.

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Afternoon, Mr. Hammett. Good afternoon,
Sergeant Moran.

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Champagne, caviar, foie gras.

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Ah, thank you.

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Your gentleman entertaining again
tonight, is he? That is correct.

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Not the young lady, is he?

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What's it this time?

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Blonde? Brunette?

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Redhead? Really, Sergeant Moran, you
know perfectly well I don't indulge in

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gossip about Group Captain Miles.

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Don't have to, do you?

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Common knowledge is susceptible to a
pretty face.

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The question is, how susceptible is he?

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And that's what you want me to find out.

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Mrs. Peel, if a man's susceptibilities
are to be driven to nerve -jangling

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breaking point, if he's pushed to the
very edge of betraying queen and

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who better than you?

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Vital, you said?

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00:14:03,630 --> 00:14:07,130
It wouldn't be exaggerating to say that
the fate of the... Entire nation was in

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00:14:07,130 --> 00:14:08,510
the balance. That's just about it.

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Defense secrets being sold to... Other
side.

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And it must be one of three people.

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An admiral who gambles too much, a
brigadier who drinks too much, a group

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captain who... A group captain.

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Name? Georgie Miles.

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Habitat?

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Mostly the spa.

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Shouldn't be too difficult to pick him
up.

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He will come to me.

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Excellent.

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Excuse me, sir.

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Madam, can I get you another drink?

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I'm sure the lady will. I have to leave,
I'm afraid.

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00:14:46,580 --> 00:14:49,880
The Brigadier's butler has a rendezvous
tonight. I'll have to hurry if I'm to

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00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:50,880
find out who with.

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In the middle of the countryside.

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00:16:23,590 --> 00:16:26,810
Eh? Just taking a breath of fresh
country air.

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What about Miles?

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Have you contacted him yet?

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00:16:32,350 --> 00:16:36,330
No. Well, I hate to interrupt your
parochial pleasures, but don't you think

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ought to get a move on?

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It's all in hand.

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Ah.

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5 -4 -3 -2 -1 -0.

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Operation Fascination has just begun.

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Group Captain Miles.

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You rang, son?

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Coffee, Hemming.

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Black coffee.

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Very good, son.

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00:17:18,290 --> 00:17:19,490
I say...

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00:17:20,030 --> 00:17:21,970
Not quite so much noise, old chap.
Right.

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00:18:18,410 --> 00:18:22,150
I, um... I brought a young lady home
with me last night.

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00:18:22,690 --> 00:18:25,070
Yes, you did, sir. Who was she? Do you
know?

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00:18:25,350 --> 00:18:27,790
You did not confide the young lady's
name to me, sir.

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Oh. Are you all right, sir?

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Hmm? Oh, yes. Yes.

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Well? Well?

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That's miles up at the bar now.

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If you don't mind my saying so, sir, you
don't look too well this morning.

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A little hungover, I'm afraid.

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Heavy night, sir.

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Well, to tell you the truth, I don't
remember very much about it. I wish I

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You don't seem to be making much
progress.

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You're here.

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He's there.

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Darling, I love you.

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What will it be, the usual?

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The competition mounting all the time.

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Competition?

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What competition?

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There I was, you see.

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Guns jammed, control shot away, enemy
coming.

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I'm dining with him today.

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00:19:45,010 --> 00:19:46,970
You're remarkable, Mrs. Peel.

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Admiral Willows and Brigadier Goddard
both lost their butlers. They both got

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replacements from here.

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Hence, I'm thinking of going into
service.

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You?

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I shall endeavor to give satisfaction,
Mother.

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I'll give you a good reference.

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Don't forget you have a date with
Georgie.

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Don't do anything I would do.

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I apologise.

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I rang the front doorbell, but...

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My name is Steed, John Steed.

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I wish to enrol.

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You rang, sir?

257
00:21:12,610 --> 00:21:14,830
Yes, indeed I did, Benton.

258
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:20,080
How did this gentleman get in here
unannounced? I'm sorry, sir, but I was

259
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:24,300
a suit -sponging class, and I... No
excuses, Benson. You set a very poor

260
00:21:24,300 --> 00:21:25,300
to Mr. Steed here.

261
00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:30,300
Steed?

262
00:21:32,020 --> 00:21:34,900
Haven't we met somewhere before, sir?
I'm afraid not.

263
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:36,940
All right, Benson.

264
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:41,440
Benson? Sir?

265
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:43,360
Aren't we forgetting something?

266
00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:45,500
Forgetting something?

267
00:21:47,090 --> 00:21:48,790
Oh. Will that be all, sir?

268
00:21:49,710 --> 00:21:50,830
You may go, Benson.

269
00:21:51,090 --> 00:21:52,090
Thank you, sir.

270
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Hemming.

271
00:21:55,650 --> 00:21:56,650
Hubert Hemming.

272
00:21:56,790 --> 00:21:57,950
I am the principal here.

273
00:21:58,330 --> 00:22:00,910
But surely you're in service with the
Miles household.

274
00:22:01,490 --> 00:22:03,450
In service with the Miles household.

275
00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:05,950
Admirable, Mr. Seed. Admirable.

276
00:22:06,330 --> 00:22:08,270
A fine grasp of the vernacular.

277
00:22:08,590 --> 00:22:12,190
Yes, indeed, I do serve Group Captain
Miles. Then if you'll forgive my asking,

278
00:22:12,270 --> 00:22:13,670
how do you find the time to...

279
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:15,760
A labor of love, Mr. Steed.

280
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:21,080
Benton, myself, all the tutors here
contribute what time we can manage on a

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00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:22,080
voluntary basis.

282
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:25,000
We train raw recruits in the craft of
butling.

283
00:22:25,460 --> 00:22:30,320
And we also endeavor to raise our own
standards in the process.

284
00:22:30,580 --> 00:22:31,580
I see.

285
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:35,320
Now, you, your job. I take it you wish
to enroll?

286
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:36,760
As soon as possible.

287
00:22:37,460 --> 00:22:39,980
And you've been in service before?

288
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:42,640
Then you have references.

289
00:22:49,550 --> 00:22:50,550
The Duke of Duffop.

290
00:22:51,670 --> 00:22:53,110
The Earl of Isley.

291
00:22:53,570 --> 00:22:55,270
And the Honorable Fleghorn.

292
00:22:56,670 --> 00:22:58,930
Excellent. These really are excellent.

293
00:22:59,370 --> 00:23:02,350
And your general demeanor, your
appearance, it's promising.

294
00:23:03,490 --> 00:23:04,490
Most promising.

295
00:23:05,230 --> 00:23:06,810
Yes, I think we might make something of
you.

296
00:23:07,110 --> 00:23:08,170
But it'll not be easy.

297
00:23:08,570 --> 00:23:10,410
You'll find the coarse and arduous one.

298
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:13,570
But you'll learn many things, many
crafts.

299
00:23:13,870 --> 00:23:17,730
You will start at the bottom, learning
to polish the master's shoes.

300
00:23:18,150 --> 00:23:19,150
One.

301
00:23:21,620 --> 00:23:25,020
And one, two, three.

302
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,420
One, two, three.

303
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,660
Firm, steady stroke.

304
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:34,100
Watch that welt. One, two, three.

305
00:23:34,300 --> 00:23:36,320
One, two, three.

306
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:40,600
One, two, three. And one, two, three.

307
00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:41,820
Right.

308
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:44,240
Excellent, gentlemen. Excellent.

309
00:23:47,310 --> 00:23:49,870
You'll soon be ready to move on to more
skillful things.

310
00:23:50,750 --> 00:23:52,730
Prepping the master's trousers.

311
00:23:53,230 --> 00:23:54,330
Poise that iron.

312
00:23:55,730 --> 00:23:57,050
Poise, Jenkins, poise.

313
00:23:58,150 --> 00:23:59,150
Right.

314
00:23:59,810 --> 00:24:03,590
Down and along and back and forth.

315
00:24:03,810 --> 00:24:10,490
And back and forth. And back and forth.
And back and forth. And back.

316
00:24:12,970 --> 00:24:14,050
Well done, Steve.

317
00:24:19,780 --> 00:24:21,540
Nice easy style, hasn't he?

318
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,880
Sure I've seen him somewhere before.

319
00:24:24,540 --> 00:24:26,560
Standing groom at a race meeting,
perhaps.

320
00:24:27,220 --> 00:24:29,860
Or one of Her Majesty's garden parties.

321
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,540
Back and forth.

322
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:34,900
Or one of Her Majesty's prison.

323
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,420
Easy, controlled movements.

324
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:42,240
Dignity.

325
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:44,980
Dignity at all times.

326
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:46,960
Splendid.

327
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:52,200
It'll soon be time for you to appear
from below stairs and enter the master's

328
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:53,200
living room.

329
00:25:00,140 --> 00:25:01,560
You rang, sir?

330
00:25:07,460 --> 00:25:08,460
Ah, with that tray.

331
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:11,760
The waistcoat buttons are not on.

332
00:25:15,370 --> 00:25:16,370
You're smiling, Perkins.

333
00:25:16,730 --> 00:25:18,310
Obsequious man, obsequious.

334
00:25:24,150 --> 00:25:25,390
Nice turnout, Steve.

335
00:25:26,330 --> 00:25:27,470
All right, gentlemen.

336
00:25:27,910 --> 00:25:28,910
I'll be ready.

337
00:25:29,090 --> 00:25:32,870
And one, two, three.

338
00:25:33,430 --> 00:25:35,430
Dinner is served, my lord.

339
00:25:35,810 --> 00:25:36,810
Now watch that stance.

340
00:25:37,170 --> 00:25:38,190
And turn.

341
00:25:39,950 --> 00:25:44,510
And one, two, three, four.

342
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:46,740
Your carriage away.

343
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:49,460
Wilson, your head is nodding.

344
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:51,780
Nodding man, you're supposed to be
bowing.

345
00:25:52,980 --> 00:25:56,980
Right. And one, two, three.

346
00:25:57,580 --> 00:25:59,780
A gentleman to see you, sir.

347
00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:02,740
Yes, much, much better, gentlemen. Much
better. All right. At ease.

348
00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:07,700
Come along very nicely. I'm proud of
you. But you've still got a lot to

349
00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:10,780
great deal, before you become masters of
your chosen craft.

350
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:13,860
And let us not forget our slogan,
gentlemen.

351
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:17,520
Better, brighter, more beautiful
butling.

352
00:26:18,180 --> 00:26:21,460
And our masters shall want for nothing
at all.

353
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:27,680
Excuse me, sir.

354
00:26:29,060 --> 00:26:30,180
Sir, telephone, sir.

355
00:26:31,060 --> 00:26:32,060
I'm not here.

356
00:26:32,460 --> 00:26:33,860
It's the CFEE, sir.

357
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:36,980
I'll tell them that I... CFEE?

358
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,340
Excuse me, my dear.

359
00:26:44,110 --> 00:26:45,110
F -double -E.

360
00:26:45,210 --> 00:26:46,310
Commission for Eastern Europe.

361
00:26:56,110 --> 00:26:59,670
I beg your pardon, sir, but there is a
lady... No, no, no. Consult the card.

362
00:27:05,610 --> 00:27:08,730
There is a lady, Mickle Biddy, to see
you, sir.

363
00:27:09,010 --> 00:27:10,010
Do I know the lady?

364
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:14,160
I think not, sir.

365
00:27:14,940 --> 00:27:16,200
And what does she look like?

366
00:27:19,940 --> 00:27:21,000
Young and pretty.

367
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:25,820
The lady is young and pretty. No, no,
no, no, no. A slight cough or tearing

368
00:27:25,820 --> 00:27:29,580
throat after the lady is, implying that
this is a delicate matter and you're

369
00:27:29,580 --> 00:27:30,580
aware of it.

370
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:32,540
Most discreet, sir.

371
00:27:33,220 --> 00:27:34,220
Try again.

372
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:39,200
The lady is young and rather pretty,
sir.

373
00:27:40,060 --> 00:27:41,060
Splendid, splendid.

374
00:27:41,210 --> 00:27:42,930
It's rather. Rather, I like that.

375
00:27:43,130 --> 00:27:44,830
Full marks for originality, Steve.

376
00:27:45,070 --> 00:27:46,070
Hubert!

377
00:27:50,310 --> 00:27:52,030
I just had a phone call about you.

378
00:27:52,590 --> 00:27:54,430
I can't help feeling you're being rather
foolish.

379
00:27:55,390 --> 00:27:57,450
Don't you think you should reconsider
your decision?

380
00:27:58,210 --> 00:27:59,149
No, no, no.

381
00:27:59,150 --> 00:28:03,170
I gave you my answer. I am not leaving,
and that is final.

382
00:28:05,370 --> 00:28:06,370
As you wish.

383
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:18,960
Trouble, sir?

384
00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:21,100
No.

385
00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:23,880
No. Heard you say something about
leaving, sir.

386
00:28:24,940 --> 00:28:28,860
Yes, flattering, really. I've had a very
substantial offer to leave the service

387
00:28:28,860 --> 00:28:29,860
of Group Captain Miles.

388
00:28:30,660 --> 00:28:31,980
But you've turned him down, sir?

389
00:28:33,340 --> 00:28:38,160
Yes. Had you accepted, had you left
Group Captain Miles, we'd have to

390
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:41,260
replacement from here, eh, sir? Too much
gossip below stairs, Seed.

391
00:28:41,980 --> 00:28:43,720
Get on with your sponging and your
cleaning.

392
00:28:43,940 --> 00:28:44,940
Yes, indeed, sir.

393
00:29:14,990 --> 00:29:15,990
What the devil do you think you're
doing?

394
00:29:16,350 --> 00:29:18,070
You practiced on those jutes there.

395
00:29:18,310 --> 00:29:19,310
These are not to be touched.

396
00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:33,270
Right,

397
00:29:34,510 --> 00:29:36,070
gentlemen. Out you, sir.

398
00:29:38,530 --> 00:29:39,830
We're not to be disturbed, any?

399
00:29:40,030 --> 00:29:41,030
Very good, sir.

400
00:29:49,260 --> 00:29:50,400
Captain Miles, resident.

401
00:29:51,980 --> 00:29:52,980
Yes, speaking.

402
00:29:54,980 --> 00:29:55,980
What?

403
00:29:56,320 --> 00:30:00,200
Well, let's get on with it. I'd like to
discuss the defense installations on the

404
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:01,059
east coast.

405
00:30:01,060 --> 00:30:02,060
Not a word, Brigadier.

406
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:03,440
Not yet.

407
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:05,840
Would you care to join me, gentlemen?

408
00:30:06,220 --> 00:30:07,220
Yes.

409
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:22,620
A new security ruling to foil concealed
microphones.

410
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:35,740
I can't possibly leave now.

411
00:30:38,300 --> 00:30:41,360
Well, if it's that urgent, I could slip
out.

412
00:30:42,980 --> 00:30:44,300
Well, he's in conference.

413
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:46,340
He'll probably be tied up for a while.

414
00:31:46,730 --> 00:31:48,830
Hemming won't stand in our way any
longer, sir.

415
00:31:49,430 --> 00:31:50,430
It's all over.

416
00:31:51,770 --> 00:31:52,770
Allow me, sir.

417
00:31:58,150 --> 00:32:02,210
By the way, sir, the new man, Steed,
I've checked his references.

418
00:32:02,850 --> 00:32:04,110
He is an imposter.

419
00:32:05,110 --> 00:32:06,110
But don't worry, sir.

420
00:32:06,410 --> 00:32:07,730
I'll attend to him, too.

421
00:33:25,820 --> 00:33:26,820
Emmy.

422
00:33:30,420 --> 00:33:31,880
Would you come this way, sir?

423
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:04,880
And a cigar.

424
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:11,719
Why don't you just shoot? And a

425
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:17,420
light.

426
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,040
Not bad.

427
00:34:45,980 --> 00:34:47,020
Not bad at all.

428
00:34:48,639 --> 00:34:51,980
You know, you make an excellent butler,
but a very poor forger.

429
00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:53,900
See, these references here.

430
00:34:54,179 --> 00:34:59,140
The Duke of Duffup, the Earl of Isley,
the Honourable Fleghorn.

431
00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:01,220
You see, I've checked.

432
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:03,420
They're all the names of pubs.

433
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:05,780
Yeah, well, what's the real story?

434
00:35:06,260 --> 00:35:08,000
Kicked out for stealing the family
silver.

435
00:35:09,060 --> 00:35:10,820
Something like that. Yes, I thought so.

436
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:12,880
A thief.

437
00:35:13,310 --> 00:35:14,310
The petty thief.

438
00:35:16,170 --> 00:35:17,350
Now, go on, pour yourself a drink.

439
00:35:18,670 --> 00:35:21,690
You know, Ford's references are the best
recommendation you could have.

440
00:35:22,130 --> 00:35:24,730
Now, I'm going to give you the chance to
earn some real money, Steed.

441
00:35:25,470 --> 00:35:27,130
Poor old Hemming is dead.

442
00:35:27,890 --> 00:35:32,430
How will his master manage without him?

443
00:35:57,260 --> 00:35:58,260
Good morning.

444
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:00,940
I have an appointment.

445
00:36:01,460 --> 00:36:03,420
You are anticipated, Modham.

446
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:11,740
May I take Modham's coat? May I venture
to say that Modham looks the cat's

447
00:36:11,740 --> 00:36:12,740
whiskers.

448
00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:16,440
Emma, darling, you look ravishing.

449
00:36:16,940 --> 00:36:17,940
Ravishing.

450
00:36:18,580 --> 00:36:19,580
Come in, my dear.

451
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:25,740
Steed, you may serve the aperitifs
immediately.

452
00:36:32,620 --> 00:36:33,840
You like my etchings?

453
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:37,620
You actually do have some. The best of
the collection is upstairs.

454
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,460
An aperitif, madam?

455
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:47,740
Thank you. A concoction of my own, sir.
I call it romantica.

456
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:55,560
Sit down, won't you?

457
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:57,800
Make yourself comfortable.

458
00:37:00,580 --> 00:37:02,670
Let's... Have a bit of music, shall we?

459
00:37:03,750 --> 00:37:06,590
Anything in particular?

460
00:37:07,090 --> 00:37:11,850
No. I'll leave the choice entirely up to

461
00:37:11,850 --> 00:37:14,730
you.

462
00:37:17,490 --> 00:37:19,010
That's much cozier.

463
00:37:19,790 --> 00:37:23,730
Now, let's get to know each other
better, eh?

464
00:37:27,390 --> 00:37:28,390
Emma.

465
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:32,320
Oh, I'm terribly sorry.

466
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,140
I've hurt you, haven't I?

467
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:35,360
No, no, not at all.

468
00:37:36,340 --> 00:37:37,780
That's a jolly little painting.

469
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,540
Who painted it? Oh, Carter, somebody or
other.

470
00:37:40,780 --> 00:37:41,618
Oh, when?

471
00:37:41,620 --> 00:37:42,760
Oh, about 1820.

472
00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:46,340
Oh, it looked like a Parisian street
scene. Was it painted in Paris? I think

473
00:37:46,340 --> 00:37:49,600
yes. Watercolour? Yes. Oh, what about
this one?

474
00:37:50,540 --> 00:37:53,860
Engraved by Jonathan Peabody, 1776,
copper on wood. Darling.

475
00:37:57,440 --> 00:38:00,420
Would you wish me to serve the first
course now, sir?

476
00:38:01,069 --> 00:38:02,290
No. Right, sir.

477
00:38:08,230 --> 00:38:09,610
What the devil is it now?

478
00:38:09,950 --> 00:38:10,950
The champagne, sir.

479
00:38:11,290 --> 00:38:15,190
Would you wish me to serve it now? No.
And don't come in again unless I ring.

480
00:38:23,990 --> 00:38:25,790
You rang, sir?

481
00:38:26,410 --> 00:38:27,410
Yes.

482
00:38:28,490 --> 00:38:30,930
I think you can open the champagne now,
steed.

483
00:38:31,130 --> 00:38:32,270
As you wish, sir.

484
00:38:53,070 --> 00:38:57,610
All right. All right.

485
00:38:58,050 --> 00:38:59,050
I'll do that.

486
00:38:59,650 --> 00:39:00,650
Here we go, steed.

487
00:39:41,610 --> 00:39:44,610
Now then, Georgie, you and I must have a
little talk.

488
00:39:45,170 --> 00:39:47,250
You said you'd do anything for me.

489
00:39:48,710 --> 00:39:49,730
Anything at all?

490
00:39:56,870 --> 00:39:58,250
You can't be serious.

491
00:39:59,030 --> 00:40:03,810
Betray secrets that you should think
that I would... You can't be serious.

492
00:40:04,090 --> 00:40:07,490
No, I was just testing you. Testing me?
And I failed, I suppose.

493
00:40:07,750 --> 00:40:08,770
As a matter of fact, you just passed.

494
00:40:09,050 --> 00:40:09,988
I don't understand.

495
00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:10,990
Sit down.

496
00:40:11,190 --> 00:40:14,450
We'll get you a nice cup of tea, and you
must be awfully warm in that.

497
00:40:14,710 --> 00:40:15,930
But... Yes?

498
00:40:16,470 --> 00:40:21,790
Well, surely you expect me to... Well,
all the others expect me to... Corny and

499
00:40:21,790 --> 00:40:22,790
very boring.

500
00:40:23,530 --> 00:40:24,530
I said, you mean that?

501
00:40:24,850 --> 00:40:27,450
You really won't mind if I don't try to
seduce you?

502
00:40:27,990 --> 00:40:29,210
Don't give it a second thought.

503
00:40:30,190 --> 00:40:31,830
Oh, I'd love a cup of tea.

504
00:40:32,730 --> 00:40:36,330
It's a terrible reputation of mine, you
see. I don't know how it started, but

505
00:40:36,330 --> 00:40:39,090
now I'm stuck with it. The full Casanova
bit.

506
00:40:39,750 --> 00:40:41,390
Sometimes can be very tiring.

507
00:40:41,610 --> 00:40:42,609
Must be.

508
00:40:42,610 --> 00:40:44,710
Never mind. Put your feet up. Have a
rest.

509
00:40:46,570 --> 00:40:49,690
There is one thing I'd like to do with
you.

510
00:40:50,590 --> 00:40:51,590
Ooh!

511
00:40:57,910 --> 00:40:59,770
Group Captain Miles, residents.

512
00:41:01,390 --> 00:41:02,390
Yes, sir.

513
00:41:04,630 --> 00:41:05,990
Yes, sir, I'll tell him.

514
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:13,240
Two, three, four. Oh, no,

515
00:41:13,940 --> 00:41:14,940
no. I have another go.

516
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:18,840
Two, three, four, five.

517
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:25,500
I'm sorry to intrude, sir, but there has
been a telephonic communication.

518
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:27,120
Well, what the devil is it?

519
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:28,700
A defence conference, sir.

520
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:31,380
Your presence is requested immediately.

521
00:41:31,780 --> 00:41:32,780
Oh, blast.

522
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:34,340
I was winning, too.

523
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:36,020
Sorry about this, my dear.

524
00:41:37,820 --> 00:41:39,520
Where is the conference taking place?

525
00:41:40,769 --> 00:41:42,130
Brigadier Goddard's residence, sir.

526
00:41:43,430 --> 00:41:44,810
Well, there's no need for you to rush
off.

527
00:41:45,150 --> 00:41:46,190
Go and have that tea.

528
00:41:47,270 --> 00:41:48,270
Steed will take care of you.

529
00:41:48,850 --> 00:41:49,850
See you later.

530
00:41:57,170 --> 00:41:59,930
Well, we can eliminate Georgie Porgie. I
put him to the test.

531
00:42:00,210 --> 00:42:03,310
Really? What did you offer him? One,
two, three, four, five. Never you mind.

532
00:42:04,010 --> 00:42:06,950
He's no traitor. Take my word for it.
I'd already come to that conclusion.

533
00:42:07,490 --> 00:42:09,570
Well, no one knows a man better than his
own butler.

534
00:42:09,850 --> 00:42:11,170
That's what this business is all about.

535
00:42:11,430 --> 00:42:13,170
Getting the right man into the right
household.

536
00:42:13,550 --> 00:42:16,330
Hemming had to go because he couldn't be
bribed. So you took his place.

537
00:42:17,090 --> 00:42:21,090
Now, what's the link between... Defence
secrets, stealing them. And service

538
00:42:21,090 --> 00:42:22,090
under staff.

539
00:42:22,410 --> 00:42:24,310
Well, that's a secret they haven't let
me into yet.

540
00:42:26,310 --> 00:42:27,690
Hurry up, we haven't got all day.

541
00:42:49,189 --> 00:42:51,290
All right, Benson, I've got that.

542
00:42:55,030 --> 00:42:57,290
What is it? I've just been told why I'm
here.

543
00:42:58,410 --> 00:43:02,070
Georgie Porgie, as soon as he gets back
from the conference, I'm to spill wine

544
00:43:02,070 --> 00:43:03,410
all over him.

545
00:43:07,190 --> 00:43:09,010
See you again soon, gentlemen. Goodbye.
Right.

546
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:37,640
Have this cleaned up as soon as
possible. Now I have to go and change my

547
00:43:48,540 --> 00:43:52,160
By thunder, that's the third uniform
you've ruined this month.

548
00:43:52,620 --> 00:43:54,040
See to it, man. See to it.

549
00:44:01,020 --> 00:44:03,580
Oh, you hand -fisted ass.

550
00:44:03,850 --> 00:44:06,570
My sincere apologies, sir. I don't think
so. Look at it. It's ruined. My

551
00:44:06,570 --> 00:44:07,570
thoughts were in the cloud.

552
00:44:07,910 --> 00:44:10,270
I'll take it straight to the butler's
pantry, sir.

553
00:44:10,490 --> 00:44:13,690
There you are. We'll soon have that nape
restored to its original luster, sir.

554
00:44:13,750 --> 00:44:15,310
You did it. You attended it. Indeed,
sir.

555
00:44:16,510 --> 00:44:17,510
Idiot.

556
00:44:18,830 --> 00:44:19,830
I'll take that.

557
00:44:24,410 --> 00:44:25,570
I'll get it cleaned for you.

558
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:47,460
Steve, where the devil is my... Please
accept my resignation, sir.

559
00:46:03,050 --> 00:46:04,050
Look, Steed.

560
00:46:04,770 --> 00:46:06,050
A miniature tape recorder.

561
00:46:06,970 --> 00:46:08,750
Every word of every conference.

562
00:46:09,150 --> 00:46:10,350
Recorded for posterity.

563
00:46:11,610 --> 00:46:15,250
If we tighten up radar stations along
the East Coast, it should help. I agree.

564
00:46:15,410 --> 00:46:16,410
I'm not so sure.

565
00:46:16,550 --> 00:46:21,370
Don't forget, our deployment of Polaris
submarines... We have, as they say,

566
00:46:21,490 --> 00:46:23,310
delivered the goods, don't you think,
sir?

567
00:46:23,770 --> 00:46:24,910
I think we can...

568
00:46:47,259 --> 00:46:48,820
Yes, I'm the boss around here.

569
00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:50,140
Sergeant Moran.

570
00:46:51,140 --> 00:46:52,420
Barman? Dishwasher?

571
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:54,800
Yes, sir. No, sir. Three bags full, sir.

572
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:56,940
Twenty years, frontline service.

573
00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:58,460
They gave me a medal for it.

574
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,140
And they relegated me to polishing
glasses.

575
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:03,400
Me.

576
00:47:03,980 --> 00:47:04,980
Sergeant Moran.

577
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:07,720
Well, now, it's my turn.

578
00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:11,600
Get rid of them. Somewhere in the
grounds.

579
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:13,160
Very good, sir.

580
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:14,680
Would you mind?

581
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:17,040
This way, please.

582
00:47:56,430 --> 00:47:57,690
I don't need a gun to kill a woman.

583
00:48:57,320 --> 00:48:58,320
Quarter's combat.

584
00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:20,360
Hold home your advantage.

585
00:49:30,660 --> 00:49:31,660
fought.

586
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:33,080
Splendid battle.

587
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:36,180
General, how did you turn up here?

588
00:49:36,380 --> 00:49:38,200
Superior intelligence work.

589
00:49:38,420 --> 00:49:42,380
Saw a butler fellow mucking about with
young Percy's uniform.

590
00:49:43,380 --> 00:49:45,000
Knew something was up.

591
00:49:45,240 --> 00:49:47,740
I see you mentioned in dispatches.

592
00:49:48,380 --> 00:49:52,400
Also have a word about young girls in
the front line.

593
00:49:52,660 --> 00:49:54,260
Don't like it at all.

594
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:00,080
Most distracting.

595
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:14,800
Splendid day.

596
00:50:15,860 --> 00:50:16,860
Excellent.

597
00:50:17,340 --> 00:50:18,480
Might rain, though.

598
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:20,120
Might.

599
00:50:22,020 --> 00:50:23,220
Steed, why don't you say it?

600
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:26,600
Go on. I know you're dying to say it.
Say what?

601
00:50:27,100 --> 00:50:30,220
But in spite of all possible suspects...
The butler did it.

602
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:31,520
Going up.

603
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:29,360
Thank you.